A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system. Liner notes from the album "Freak Out" 1965
Frank Zappa #Musicians
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa #Musicians
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
Frank Zappa #Musicians